Just got kicked out of the ocean for being "unsafe".
Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
next person that tells me Facebook is a professional tool is getting kicked in the teeth.
Kinda wish I banged him. I need the exercise.
I just found blacked-out interviews on my voice recorder. Go journalism.
you woke me up at 7 am banging on my wall.. what the hell
thats the international knock for joint time
He was bigger soft than my ex was hard. A gold medal rebound.
What are your plans?
Get picked up. Convince you to leave work. Smoke. Drink. Fly helicopters.
One day i'll wow you with artfully trimmed pubes.
we are not taking body shots with the irish cream
he was the first penis i touched… i have to go to his shitty bands first gig, i mean come on now
from across the room i saw you look into your beer and whisper "i love you"
they told me that it was glow in the dark and would make me magical. I was too drunk to say no. I woke up to a purple vagina.
its like a neon Im stupid as fuck sign
dad says come back and get the lawn mower out of the pool before mom gets home
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