She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
that's the last time we turn jepordy into a drinking game.
i found her half dressed with her feet in the washer..she said it was sooo warm.
Also just realized how inappropriate it looks to other drivers to finish bottles of cheap champagne at stoplights
So many bounce houses so little time
Just spent the last three hours in the library successfully refreshing facebook
Saw on the news tonight that Hamilton county's syphilis rate is 9x the national average...use protection!
Thanks, mom.
Celebrating landing my dream job by watching zombie movies and drinking free booze in the bath. I'm like 90% sure I just won life.
Got done with class, now I'm buying MD 2020 with the ex. Sure feels like college.
Two chicks walked outta his room and all he did was beat his chest like LeBron and yell, "And 1!"
He took some pill and now he's on all fours demanding we give him chips from the dog bowl. Come get him.
He literally asked permission to hit on me
Either I'm getting old or the shit show is playing earlier than it used to...
How much beer/TP for a BJ? Trying to set my new rates.
So naked ping pong was a mistake... Looks like we were attacked by an octopus.
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