S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
A disheveled girl in front of me just looked down, shrieked, and yelled to the girl next to her "what is this" while pointing at two large white stains near the crotch of her black jeans. I love that Thursdays are weekends, it makes awesome Friday mornings
bikini waxes are so much more painful when you know you're not getting laid
Her husband keeps getting drunk and making out with me. Good news is I found the strep carrier. Bad news is have strep again.
If i evwr doyble fist jack daniels and smirnoff again, i hereby give you permission to take them both away grom me and give me and give me a glass of wat
I don't know if you remember, but I was only wearing an afghan.
I don't think it counts as a walk of shame when it's someone you've wanted for 4 years. That's mission accomplished.
I've actually, minus lsat night have actually changed my drinking habits
I just haven't been myself lately. I slept with a guy 21 years older than me and I've been wearing my hair in a center part.
Did we almost burn down the bar last night? I guess flaming shots were a bad idea.
I can't straight up say the only reason I smoked a couple bowls with you was for your three legged cat
You called me a pussy and continued to eat an entire jar of peanut butter with only your hand.
Just cried watching Wimbledon, worst comedown ever.
I thought my holiday spirit was gone this year until I got banged to Christmas music. It's back.
I'm on a walk of shame carrying YOUR pants. You owe me.
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