I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
How am I suppose to look him in the face when I know a commercial lasts longer than he does?
What time do you think the pilgrims started drinking? I want to be as accurate as possible.
Why are my keys in the refrigerator?
You said "This is gonna really confuse me tomorrow." Apparently drunk you plays pranks on hungover you.
This explains so much.
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well hello there hangover. fancy meeting you here on this BRIGHT thursday morning.
You were chewing up hot dogs and spitting them out
I woke up to him pissing in their fireplace with fairy wings on.
Someone just got kicked out of the mall for being dressed like a giant cat. I feel like this is in your future.
He dodged my hug and greeted me with a fist bump. I slept with him the night before. The only thing worse would have been a greeting by chest bump.
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Lets play a game called: how out of it are you today? Let me know if you can beat driving on the wrong side of the road twice and walking up two extra flights of stairs just because you weren't paying attention to what floor you are on....
Jungle juice turns everything into a pickup line. All I said was "do you play chess" and somehow I got laid.
Why did I wake up with BYOB sharpied on my stomach
My tits became the mascot for the SAE house last night.
Why in the hell is there a guy dressed up as a horse passed out in our kitchen.
happy birthday!
he broke off the kiss to ask "can I grab your boob?" like props for asking for clear and concise consent but there HAS to be a sexier way to do it
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