Non-Jews are for practice
Goal for tonight: Make one last drunken mistake for the semester.
summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
the pharmacist hit on me as i picked up my herpes medecine. i think we found a winner.
You can come over, sure. But I'll be watching college hockey during the blow job.
For the first time ever I'll be using my lunch break to pass out cold on my desk. We've gotta stop having these late night drinking things on Sundays
The stripper was waving you to the stage, not up on the stage. That's why you got choked out.
I'll even be awesome and bring pizza for your family, just as a "hey thanks for letting a stranger get trashed at your house" gesture.
Are we really going to sext in Pokemon battle fashion?
You may now shotgun with the bride
if you arent using your penis to save lives, then what good is it?
I feel as if some line has been crossed, but only in this vague, WTF sort of way.
I'm sad about how hungover I'm gonna feel tomorrow.
I got really worried when i woke up and there weren't any missed booty calls from him between 3 and 5 am. Apparently his gf is in town ...
3 hour lecture of my biology teacher talking about isotopes and space shuttles. I'm way too high for this.
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