this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
it was like my fingers were behind enemy lines
It's an acquired taste. Like keystone. Or caviar.
the towel caught on fire outside the hottub but we were all too stoned to care
Its what happens when I drink whiskey in a sweater. It makes me feel mature and ponderful.
She woke me up with an urgent call telling me she was rolling on Mollie and swimming in the ocean. I mean that's just great. If she drowns, I'll feel responsible.
Yea I saw a friend of yours carrying your limp body somewhere
sorry like um she made me hold her puke bag while she peed in front of me is that better
What I've learned from glowsticks: glowing things are not safe to eat
Not sure what time I'll be home. I'm currently topless and the damn stripper won't give me my clothes back
You should frame my arrest warrant.
I mean seriously there comes a time when you just need to take a crap in peace. Until he figures that out he can stay the hell outta my place.
Never in my life have I seen a grown ass man get on all fours and attempt to buttfuck himself with the leg of a chair. I love Vegas!
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