I dont kno what was worse. Waking up 2 a guy next to me thinking I got blackout or realizing it was your boyfriend.
theres a boy scout troop on my plane. right now theyre playing wilderness games. let me just tell you how excited i am to hit on all of them
She was narrarating everything she did.. like while making toast.
he thought he was parachuting out of a plane... talk about a bad trip.
It's called penis withdraw. Or alcoholism. I get them confused these days.
he sounded really stupid. it was like his puke had a stutter, too.
How long can I microwave pasta with a 20 percent alcohol content?
Ye. Looking like it's about to be one of those mythical responsible weekends
He rode a broom down the stairs while we were mattress surfing. Naked. Buck ass naked. WTF
Late night whataburger runs are great, except if you're the one that gets left black out drunk puking in the backyard drinking from the water hose
well that's what you get for sleeping with a guy called 'the defiler'
Meanwhile I'm googling glory holes in Vegas
Well, at least you look pretty when you're disgusted
Just found an airplane bottle of whiskey and I didn't put it in my coffee. I think I deserve a little recognition this morning.
i feel like i got punched in the face....
you did....
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