butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
Sober January is a disaster.
this is the 21st century. you drunk fuck him and then go on a date.
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I really should sober up and deal with this hangover
It seems to be one of those life decisions I'm perfectly content never making though
i can now proudly say that ive peed off of a balcony overlooking the pacific ocean AND a balcony overlooking the atlantic ocean
I think im gonna bang this 35 year old at a kids birthday party in the bathroom at this house while the kids open the presents.
Im otw to class. I was at the Library. Just past three girls with a bottle of tequila playing dizzy bat.
I have a test in the morning in sign language about signs for drugs and alcohol use. Im drunk and rolling a blunt. I've never felt so confident about a grade in my life.
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If he comes over tomorrow, im answering the door naked. Simple as that.
Thanks for not locking your door. I had to pee and there was a random person throwing up in my bathroom so I used yours. \nPS I stole your soap
The last two times I had sex with him I forgot who it was half way through
I'm glad our friendship can withstand laughing mid-blowjob during the diarrhea scene in Dumb & Dumber.
I'm in the Sheetz parking lot waiting for dad to finish a drug deal.
The bouncer just called me magically delicious... apparently I'm a lucky charm. hollllleeeerrrr!
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