it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
I went to the gynecologist and they said, "you're the most fun person we've ever had," and i thought, "that's exactly why i'm here!"
why do all the strippers look like they came from fraggle rock
Hello wreck, this is your train calling.
im laying here in the parking lot drinking a warm coke, prob still drunk, feeling like i need to apologize to everyone i know
she refused to get out of the dog cage till we sang "be our guest" to her.
He's tryingto open a beer with a Police baton. Cut him off or see where this leads?
guy in front of me at the pharmacy just asked the pharmacist for 2 Plan B's and replied with, "If your wondering, then yes I did have a threesome. It was amazing".
Me and the guy at the liquor store are on a first name basis, college is all about networking.
The best part of last night was the women's softball game on the TV at the strip club
If I woke up in a pillar of smoke I suppose that's a sign right
I just want to braid flowers into his hair and steal all of his pills.
I love you. Go after that dick
The lady at the liquor store in my hometown just gave ran around the corner and gave me a hug when I came back from being gone for a couple months. My life is complete.
He was out clubbing with his SON. WHY did you let me KISS HIM? Also WHERE WAS HIS SON?!
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