rhymes with "ouble enetration"
Anthony wouldn't know good sex if it sat on his face
I hate when people uglier than me have girlfriends
'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
im pretty sure one of the guys i was dancing with at graffiti wrote on my back "you rock". now feel like a danced with a 5 year old.
all we did was drink wine and talk about how people who dont have facebook dont exist.
I came home drunk to my night light on and a Hershey's bar on my bed. Mom knows me too well.
No I am not eating basil off your cock
says the girl that drank her shots like they were in a dog bowl
friends don't put videos of other friends on youtube puking on their professor on the first day
Watching elf, eating a tub of ice cream, and coming to terms with the fact that I haven't had sex in 5 months. Happy fucking holidays.
Casually on the bus at 830 in the morning with a box of cheezits and a bottle of fireball sticking out of my purse....
It all started with sending him a text about Spongebob. It escalated from there.
I don't care what the Chinese zodiac calendar says . . . 2015 is the year of the cock!
I miss my teeeeeeeeth. They're in a bag in my hand.
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