I have this horrible feeling I'm going to blackout tonight & only be able to say 'wasabi bobby' over & over again.
Fun fact: he pulled out my nuva ring while he was fingering me.. he looked really confused at me and it a couple of times, so i just said "surprise! not only is it good for pleasure, it's also really handy for storing plastic toys." I'm thinking he's definately gonna call.
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
Yeah it'll definitely be worth it. Not having syphilis all the time you know
Well you wanna do it now or later? I've had three shots and I'm listening to journey by myself. Emotionally there is no better prime time than right now.
I'm in Starbucks carrying the boxes wine and the hubcap. So many judging looks.
She said we couldnt stop drinking until there were enough bottles to make a fort. so we could have sex in our "bottle castle"
I went in the closet and cried, then the bathroom and cried, and lastly he showed me his penis and I cried. It was a weird night.
you were telling us about the time you had sex in an alley and he stopped, looked up and said 'it was a cul-de-sac' and went right back to what he was doing.
I had a really bad dream about us drinking this weekend. Remind me to tell you Friday when we start drinking
Today is my 3 year wedding anniversary...and I've seen three different dicks.
He just unloaded a dump truck full of red flags on my head.
He told me to tell my ass that he loved and missed it, and even though he hasn't known it long, it might be the one for him
Whoever was doing lines off my iPad is a dick. Also bring Gatorade, for I hunger
For Who flesh?
You know you're an upperclassmen when you go to a party with no makeup, wet hair, weed socks, and no shoes, take a shot ski, then leave
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