My bottle opener just broke off in the cork
They don't teach how to cope w these situations in boy scouts
that drag queen yelled at him and touched me to make him jealous and said things like this is what a real man feels like. it was a thrill.
maybe touching the ground while going 70 wasn't such a great idea after all..
you were calling yourself Ulickes S. Cunt.
No, he grudge fucked my ex so I wouldn't be tempted to get back with her. He is either the worst or best friend ever.
I was unaware that a tutu and pasties was appropriate attire to this
since i'm not going, you must continue my tradition of flashing every person there.
it's a gatorade, cheez its, and regret kind of morning....
On another note, convinced a 9 year old my hickey was actually a zombie bite.
Have the decency to NOT HANG YOU'RE USED CONDOM ON THE FOOSEBALL HANDLES! Dickhead.
Tom is laying in a bathtub filled with ice pretending to be a polar bear.
Question: trumpet bong. Can it work.
I tried to celebrate Halloween, Thanksgiving, Hannukah, and New Years all in one night.
I started carrying sissors in my purse to open plan B with. Both ashamed and proud.
He said we were going to get fucked up in the woods so here we are
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