I got to watch him fuck me from behind in the reflection of an ornament. so glad I decorated.
Ok love is a little strong. But he consented to Nachos, beer and board game date with my cats. Keeper.
driving around with you guys listening to the beach boys made me very concious of how white you all are.
ok, just found out the kid i had random sex with in April was on wheel of fortune so i can really no longer say i regret that night
We're gonna take a moment of silence to pray... that his penis is as pretty and as talented as his brothers.
He came, while we were making out fully clothed. I'm going to write a book.
Oh my god. I'm not ready to be an adult. I'm not ready.
Not to mention I think lunch is a little inappropriate when our relationship is only based on Mario kart and alcohol so far...
I'm starting to think that birthday sex is just an urban legend. Like the boogey man, and woman orgasms.
I remember sitting in your lap naked saying I don't want to be all looks while you gently rocked me back and forth
It's settled. One of us is going to bang her brother. The world demands justice and he's hot. We'll be the justice league if it were made of alcoholic whores
Do you have Pokemon Go yet? I just caught a Clefairy on my walk of shame and feel way better about myself.
I now have a "weirdest thing a guy ever did in bed" story. Cut my fingernails.
Yeah I'm gonna need you to stop it right there.I know this is supposed to be a safe space but Imma have to exit.
I cannot, in good conscience, let you talk to a guy who wears Chaps and a knit beanie
Hey, thanks for helping me this morning
Always a pleasure to feed you bread as your body lay crumpled on the floor.
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