Take 3 tylenol pms and try to whack off before you pass out. It's impossible.
Spraying perfume on pants makes them clean right?
I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
I would have added her but her profile pic was piece of pie
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He also has a monumental penis. It's unbelieveable. I'm sorry but he's perfect.
Its official. Girls from Indiana do not give rim jobs.
I think as far as last words to bitter ex girlfriends go, "enjoy that staph infection youre about to get in your uterus" is right up there with the best
Theres a midget tsa agent. Just an observation
my mom was by far the drunkest one there. best impromptu wednesday afternoon party ever
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I DON'T WANT TO KNOW THE SCIENTIFIC REASONING BEHIND WHY I STARTED A HAREM ESPECIALLY NOT FROM A GUY IN THE HAREM!
I fell asleep on the floor again. i dont want help, just a pillow. its kind of nice down here.
We celebrated our relationship by shotgunning beers on his lawn in our underwear. I may have to marry this man...
Kinda hard to look your partner in the face the day after a rousing game of How Many Ways Can I Capture Your Penis.
Speaking of dignity, who all saw me....
Dude come over...were drunk and I'm holding a T-shirt gun and discovered beer cans are the same size as rolled shirts.
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