your dick doesn't do me any good in arizona
u know whats better than using ur vibrator? using it w/ jeopardy on in the background and half moaning the correct final jeopardy question. yeah that just happened.
if you were drunk and peed in your friend's washing maching, would you send an "i'm sorry" text or say nothing at all?
all hypothetical of course
I did shrooms last night. My drug checklist is complete, I can finally graduate.
I'm crying, drinking alone and applying for jobs tonight. I figure the alcohol will lower my job standards.
You swear the intervention is for her? I've fallen for that one twice.
My birthday was already very memorable but her punching me in the face put it over the top. I love being 25 and still not giving a fuck.
So I think my aunt and her one legged boyfriend are getting it on in the next room. Traumatized does not even begin to describe what I am right now
its gotten to the point where if her hand isn't on my butt i think we're in a fight
I was a bouncer for about 90 seconds until the real bouncers figured out that I was doing their job
Sunday mornings are confusing. Like. I can't decide if I want to go for a run or start drinking
You can be responsible and still be on that ho life
we didn't have sex though. because i have the will power of an ox.
some kid just came up 2 me bleeding yelling "thats how u riot"
Can you face time me. I need to know if this pill is xanex or ecstasy
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