you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
We'll probably be arrested for having a cheetah in our apartment anyway, so I say go for it.
The guy in front of me got in the club with his green card, that's awesome
nothing says 'im willing to leave my comfort zone for you' like letting you choke me during sex
They let me keep the giant cocktail glass because I threw up in it. And made out with the bartender. Europeans are so generous. I'm getting it engraved
dude my grandma just called my dealer. How does this shit happen to me
When you finally get laid, I shall make you a trophy out of dildos
If making out with three guys at once at a Kesha concert while simultaneously smearing glitter all over yourself doesn't convince her you're gay, nothing will
She had her pubic hair down there shaved into the superman s............. Best one night stand ever.
pretty sure I woke up to him jacking himself off IN MY BED
just had sex in the back of my high school auditorium #dreamcumtrue
It was a bad idea to take ecstasy with cats in the house. No animal likes being touched that much. Let me know how your eye feels tomorrow
I had Mac n cheese made with weed butter last night. Epic
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
Swans
Got any extra dick over there? I’m running low
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