Is it a bad sign when i blow my nose && can smell vodka?
watching law and order svu marathons. all of the sex crimes cases start like my sat night.
This is ridiculous. It's like playing possible STD Clue, and I don't want to be the winner.
I can't in good conscience help you bag a Catholic girl who isn't at least a 7.
So I hear you're taking over showing your penis responsibilities now that I'm gone?
I'm so high I would give anything in the world to be inside my lava lamp right now
Do you think he feels stupid trying to bang girls with his small penis? I'd be embarrassed.
I'm on this new diet called "I have 10$ till next Friday, I have rice
i think the sex is so good because i get a contact high just from fucking him
A baby just tried to pull out his mom's huge tits at work today and nearly succeeded. I was silently cheering for the little guy.
but I have boobs. I'm not going to buy my own drinks at the bar like some kind of fucking animal.
I'm not sure when I will get off this toilet at work but it's not looking promising
the fact you finally accept your bi don't shock me but as your fuck buddy I expect you girls to go family style on me
I wanna riverboat gamble on your vaginal waters. Just sayin
I decided we werent gonna go for round 5 when he started trying to have a serious conversation about how blessed he is to have such a nice penis
He has a point, the man's penis is a legend.
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