worst experience of my life. her nipples were sick. kinda like a venn diagram
Stop making excuses. You can be here in 5 and cumming in 10
I found what appears to be half an E pill and part of a tooth in my pocket this morning
i don't think they understood the house was collapsing. they kept dancing and jumping and asking for more cups.
Well you wanna do it now or later? I've had three shots and I'm listening to journey by myself. Emotionally there is no better prime time than right now.
We definitely need to avoid these "I'm gonna get stabbed if I stay here any longer" partys
he wouldn't lick chocolate syrup off of me because he's vegan. most awkward shower ever.
I watched her follow him out of the bar, chase him around the corner and literally throat punch him. It was awesome.
Every time I see him I get horny. I can't help it!
Just stop. You're making other wives look bad. We are all starting to hate you.
At tuba camp, the pickings are slim. It's like being the tallest midget.
I'm not sure how long my penis is exactly, but I will tell you it resembles a bendy straw
I'm pretty sure I just smoked a chunk of cat food. Thought it was something else. No reply needed.
Someone needs to fuck me in my slutty pumpkin costume and I would ideally like it to be you
how do I say, without sounding slutty... That I can take a dick?
The guy next to me on the bus has one hole in his jeans that has over 20 mini dicks drawn on his leg. Classic.
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