I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
i now know how you feel when you have to walk me home. she ran into a streetlight and into garbage.
my life trainwreck boards at 9:30
Her boobs looked like leather oven mitts. No more cougar hunting for awhile.
I got a Cease & Desist email from NBC for downloading Bruno. I am not going down for gay porn.
I wish the ER had shaved that part of my head. It would be easier to show people my staples at the bar.
you can now officially say a girl has shaved your initials into her pubes. welcome to the club.
this is worse than the time i threw up a condom.
Just blew my age on the breathalyzer. I also have 8 stitches in my head. So worth a .22 though. All time record.
I think he's having people over to watch him get way too drunk again
One of my friends took me out last night for a bday celebration and I just now remembered that a man blew fire balls across the bar in honor of my birthday... How drunk do you have to be to forget that?
He just walked up to me in the kitchen, pulled out his penis and stuck it in my sweatpants pocket.
It was probably cold. Sweatpants pockets are notoriously warm.
I don't like sad things. I do like drinking though
I vaguely recall putting a toaster in the freezer.
There's weed in my toothpaste. Explain.
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