the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
Your dad touched me again.
Dude i'm seriously thinking about his nipples.
Even my vagina gasped.
What started as a "classy" double date ended with Jeremy and I tripping our balls off and talking to the refrigerator while the girls cried on the couch and questioned where their lives were heading.
He left npr on the whole time when we were doing it. ironic that i lost it on the 100th anniversary of the titanic. thanks michelle norris.
He used the panoramic camera on his iPhone to take a picture of his dick. And it actually filled it. Pretty sure I just came.
He's the conductor of the struggle bus
I RODE THAT FINE PIECE OF STRUGGLE BUS
My alarm went off and I went straight for your dick. That's dedication.
Everyone is like kids first day of school and I'm over here like I need to stop sleeping with random
Why am I sleeping on top of the fridge?
You were playing hide and seek with the dog. she couldn't find you and you passed out.
I was eating pickles straight from a jar, contemplating doing something productive. What did I miss?
Im looking at the faintest of claw marks right now. I just fell in love all over again.
So he apologized for peeing on my floor.. then we fucked all night.
Real classy
Have you actually looked at the corn flakes box? I don't think the rooster has a soul.
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