So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
You remember correctly you did get a golf cart ride out but it wasnt because you were special. You were so smashed you were screaming tiger at random golfers in the middle of there backswing.
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
Confirm for me that it's be a bad idea to sleep with the 50 year old that's currently hitting on me?
i understand why you think this is a bad idea but its happening so buckle up an get your whiskey
I'm starting to blur the boundary between reasonable senioritis and self-destruction. Somewhat-openly hittin the flask in 11am class
I want to get my vag crammed with complete loss of every bit of dignity I have left by this man from every angle on every flat surface that exists. That is all.
I'm eating cheerios out of the palm of my hand while I pee with the door open. Is this adulthood?
He blacked out at the first bar and passed out at the second...we just carried him to bar three and four and sat him in the lounge chairs, he said we're amazing
Are we talking about who knows if I'll get naked pictures of you with a broadsword or who knows if I'll be surprised?
I think cutting a patient out of a owl costume is a first for those guys. It's a good story at least.
Also, I'm kinda hungover this morning and I need to wire money to my lawyer. So this is what adulthood feels like
There's some random guy here dryhumping my kitchen door. If he is a friend of yours, please come and retrieve him.
I need to stop agreeing to hang out with people when I'm drunk.
Randomize
