He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
He asked me how my body knew that a month was up when it was time for my period.
i just won "most creative" category in the condom contest in human sexuality by licking it onto a cucumber. my feedback forms included three phone numbers, one with a Magnum XL taped to it
That's terrible. At least give it a creative name like muff mobile.
I mean, I thought you would respect me for turning your life around for the better. It seems just yesterday that I found you in a ditch with a cock in your mouth.
We got baked and watched the cheetah girls on Netflix
You need to not admit that.
I just went into a strangers house to have a spoonful of sugar to cure my hiccups, wtf is wrong with me
Well once I told her I had a girlfriend she actually got more aggressive. Then Danielle called me and she saw the pic of the two of us on my phone and immediately said "can my caller I'd pic be me sitting on your face" wtf?
He wanted me to strip for him. I told him that we aren't at that serious of a fuck buddy relationship yet
we watched a porno and made a drinking game out of it. best first date ever.
I'm so bored I talked to the Bible guys for 30 minutes.
I offered them beer last time they came here bahaha
Don't come back. They don't have pants.
Oh god.
God has nothing to do with this.
Got arrested last night. My cell mate just added me on Facebook.
I just dropped a chicken nugget on the floor and seriously prayed that it would be ok....I think this job is making me crazy.
I'm literally watching a webcam of the Vegas strip right now and it is making me sad.
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