from now on, im only gona ahve sex with my boyfriend.
im officially scared..,i finally realized who my boyfriend reminds me of! spencer pratt
remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
The nice sales man at 711 gave me a handful of free lighters for buying a carton of cigarettes. I guess the depressed damsel in distress look works for me.
Stop making excuses. You can be here in 5 and cumming in 10
Dear sober self: your car keys are in the glove compartment, your car is outside the church. I hope you're reading this from your own bed instead of someone else's.
I'm setting a 12:15 alarm for a taco bell run. Be awake or never wake up again.
THIS IS THE EMERGENCY BOOZE SYSTEM. I AM EN ROUTE TO DEWITT WITH A FIFTH OF TEQUILA. THIS IS NOT A TEST
She asked me to go inside, make myself a drink and slip into something a little more naked.
I think I just snorted head and shoulders by mistake.
First week back and I made to one class, its gonna be okay after all.
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
Is it sad the checkout lady had to inform my mom she can't buy alcohol before 8am?
We're in an alley with a psychic wizard, shes reading our palms
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