my one-armed grandma is doing the YMCA. you figure it out.
Absolutely. Last time I signed up for a softball league I had sex with my high school economics teacher.
Woke up Christmas Eve morning with my face smelling like ballsack.. No regrets.
Just realized how sopa could affect my ability to watch porn, son of a bitch
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Sorry, they don't make maternity Power Ranger suits...
we found him passed out on the baseball field with two 40oz and wearing a tophat.
Where did he get the tophat?
"I'm looking more at his dick bulge." Never thought I'd hear those words come out of my boyfriend's mouth.
I said I hate kids.This dude said he will sell his children to go on a date with me.
not sure what the chiropractor did but my junk deserves a cape now.
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I just want him to get into an accident where he's horribly disfigured but otherwise fine so he's not so freaking handsome
Just had a reminder come up that just said "Ham"
Hahahaha. He sent me a dick snap in the lululemon stockroom. What is life. If this works out, this could benefit everyone....
Long story short I shit on a sidewalk while walking with multiple people. Then sprinted around the streets of Tallahassee in only gym shorts as I tore my toga off and wore it as a cape.
I can't say too many people would say watching their drunk best friends fuck in a hot tub is very normal.
I feel really sorry for my toilet right now
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