The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
Just heard the garage door open and I immediately sprinted to the laptop to erase history, even though I haven't watched porn today...I believe Pavlov now.
Ya know, years from now when that kid is old enough, I'll get to regale him with the story of how I was his father's AND uncle's first gay experience.
It smells like ranch
Must be all the white people
He broke into my apartment to check his Facebook again, the beer is all gone, and there's a new high score on pac man.
I.V.'s should just be available for purchase at Walmart. God I'm dehydrated.
Eating pizza and drinking wine while I watch the Victoria's Secret Fashion Show. The wine is for reducing the pain of falling asleep with more insecurities than what I woke up with.
I think all the stress in my life right now can be directly correlated with never winning a game of Bop It as a child.
The cop left me alone after I gave her my spare snow cone. It was a hot and humid day and that uniform looked stuffy. Yay stoner me for overindulging in icy treats.
Only Tommy would bring a stripper pole to a bonfire
I got back from work this morning after working the night shift to find an NFL player scaling the side of our apartment...from your window. He just took sneaking out to all new level. Care to explain?
I think that about sums it up, actually.
You guys had reggaeton music playing while dry humping? Definition of romance.
If Boring and Monotone had a love child, it would be this guy.
How you doing tonight? I got my butthole licked so i cant complain.
He showed up soaking wet with a flashlight and a ping pong ball. I couldn't say no
Well we've always known you have a weakness for guys with balls in their hands
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