OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
I convinced her last night that my actual nickname was "No Condom John"
Some dude at the gas station right now is buying a 30 rack of beast and a can of cat food. Happy Thanksgiving.
What's the kids name that was drinking stale beer and redbull out of the blender?
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oh yea it is. i was not expecting to look at a snowbank and just see flying mushrooms
We left at the same time. You got home three hours after I did and said you got your head stuck in a fence. I can't believe you don't remember this.
We literaly had to peel your fingers off the jose cuervo bottle and lock it in someones room
Even the bar was yelling boobs, so of course the shirt came off
My booty call just put me down for a reference for her job at the hospital. What am I supposed to say? She gives great bj's?
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Hardcore start to spring break. Mike is wearing adult diapers because the only stop we are making is for gas.
There's scrapes on the inside of both my thighs.. Because we wanted to get drunk and climb trees naked.
Dude, my vagina feels like new again! I love antibiotics. How's your day?
so he's a sleeptalker.
yeah??
"Mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell" right in my ear. 2 am.
Seriously. There were about 4 hours in which I swear my nose was not attached to my face.
Her oh Gods turned into oh god I shouldn't be doing this I'm engaged.
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