Houston, we have a squirter
Sarah likes to play this game where she leaves her thongs at every party. she hides them where hopefully gf's will find them. I caught her naked from the waste down in my freezer this morning
I send him pictures of my tits whenever I feel like he's paying too much attention to his girlfriend.
You've never even broken a bone. You singlehandedly disprove natural selection
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I am incapable of maintaining a guy's interest in me. It's like erectile dysfunction but with feelings
She hash-tagged my name. I think it's safe to say that she remembers our hookup.
Tell me about it. Running across highways take alot outta ya. When he found out, he was all "concerned" about it.
At 2pm we are having a MANDITORY house meeting about last night. ALL must be in attendance!
I'd like to review the planning and execution of the party to determine how we hosted a naked party, to determine how we can have more.
People will call it the Wrath of the Froyo. We'll be immortalized.
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he said "be careful" then handed me a cheezit...
He told me that his greatest skill was making White Russians.
I apologize in advance for the number of sex toys drying on the bathroom sink.
also I have no idea whose underpants I'm wearing right now but they're super comfy and I'm not giving them back ever
We're gonna start a pole dancing competition or a bar fight. Stand by for results.
it will be a surprise...all I can say is stripper clown.
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