My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
It's been over a month and I still can't find the bra I wore out on new years eve.
that's almost as bad as that time i almost ashed in a baby carriage
All i have left of him are the magnum X-Large condoms he left in my room, knowing full well that no other guy I hook up with will be able to fill his shoes. He taunts me.
Careful when you walk in I'm laying by the door.
just had to explain to the health center why i wanted 50 condoms a month.
Do you think if you have sex with a girl twin, her twin brother feels it to? Woke up at her house and they both have a look of disappointment on their faces.
Though I feel a moral obligation to take you there, point out all of the male supervisors and slap you on the wrist and yell, "NO!!"
Once you've seen a girl stick a snake in her snatch normal stuff seems like Barney and friends
my roommate just said she thinks she got a flashback or some memory of me getting hit by a car.
Pictures of drunk me in a bike helmet are like McDonald's collectible toys. There's sooo many, but NO ONE has seen all of them.
That was the first time I ever heard of a female getting road head while driving... thanks for the memory and making me happy ending..
i'm drinking soco out of a mickey mouse cup right now. i love it when college and my childhood meet in the middle.
I just put condoms in a mason jar because it looked prettier than the box.I think I've peaked.
He told you he loved you. Then you wanted to find a chainsaw to cut his dick off.
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