Correction, I've been on a lot of dates and a lot of dicks
today was the first day of rush. talking to girls all day makes me sick of having a uterus.
Come see our sink grown plant.
Dude. I tried to convince her to eat poprocks and give me a blowjob. It did not work out well.
am i so blindsided by his great personality that i'm hooking up with an ugly guy?
i thought you knew
I didnt think the feeling of accomplishment for fucking brothers would be this great.
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
I'm looking for mother nature. And when I find her, I'm looking her right in the eyes and telling her to fuck off.
I made him an O's fan. One pic of my tits coming out of a Baltimore shirt and it was done.
We need a fire pit. Meat. And a keg.I mean like a cow we just carve from. And cook it. We can use the milk from the udder to make White Russians
I'm taking ecstasy it's gonna be that kind of Vegas trip
I am sorry. I am also on acid.
People try and tell me I never learn me lesson, well that's a bunch of crap. I asked for Monday off for Superbowl recovery based on my experience last year.
i survived drinking for 24 hours, an 8 ball of cocaine and a threesome. I think you can handle moving.
Just a typical Friday. Dinner, drinks, doing lines with a member of Congress
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