His facebook profile says he's interested in men, but i'm choosing to ignore that
went to library to start paper due tomorrow & took those orange addys u gave. now realizing they were ur xanax. completely fucked and going to fail, but calmly at peace with the situation.
There's a girl n class drinking wine out of a taco bell cup. I can smell it.. it's totally reisling. JEALOUS.
we fucked the fort apart but we'll rebuild it after we get some drinks.
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I woke up spooning my guard tube. Tell me I'm not the most dedicated lifeguard ever
she asked how her costume looked and all i could say was bars are dark right?
What did he say? I couldn't hear him over the sound of how awesome his beard is.
Like, actually questioning if you ate dog shit last night
this is the first time i'm angry at someone with so much boobs. she like managed to break my glass and my phone with one glorious swing
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My dick pics could make it to the popular page on Instagram.
High-fiving last weekend's hook up in passing on the way to class has given me quite the lady boner.
Unless your apology includes a 20 something with loose morals and a daddy complex, I'm am not interested
this is the fourth time i've taken my clothes off for money this year. is that normal for the average college sophomore?
Dude, I need a fuckin wingman and this could finally make us eskimo brothers, how can you pass that up?
Fucked a DJ on a jetski today... I love florriidaaa!
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