I don't know what you were told but i for sure didn't sleep with any one but steve's couch.
I mean, he's dancing back and forth between pathetically sad and massively fucking creepy.
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
Nothing says "This dudes gotta go" better than a boner on your back waking you @ 5 in the morning
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You were sitting at the bus stop holding hands with some Polish girl you just met, who was just as drunk as you were, and you kept trying to light your Kit Kat and smoke it.
I made an oral joke and he laughed... That's when I realized I wasn't Daddy's Little Girl anymore.
Found a guy passed out on the coffee table with a thong duct taped from ear to ear.
he kept saying that we were in ian's fun time place and then continued to act like a dinosaur.
I didnt want you guys to know I needed to puke, so I just nonchalantly did in my solo cup and threw it out the window
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I walked in, the bartender looked at me, grabbed 3 shot glasses and a pounder. Lined them up on the bar then made a line with salt on the other side of them and said I wasn't allowed to cross it.
Well, during the ride home I had to personally apologize to both of her breasts.
I just went through the Wendy's drive thru only wearing a towel. My life has hit an all time low
Puked in my purse on my Uber ride home last night. Safe to say it's not a good idea to beer bong a whole bottle of wine.
Hey I had a great night last night but I don't want to lie to you I'm only 19 and that wasn't my place its was my cousin he's gone for the summer and I was just house sitting and watching his cat I'm sorry
Just bought shot glasses from the thrift store. I think the guy buying a winter coat was even judging me.
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