How's tricks little girl?
Trix are for kids, old man.
I hate this i feel like im wasting my youth here. I should be off hooking up with boys around the world and having awkward next morning convos in different languages!!
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
I don't understand how people can have that much vomit in them
Turns out Woolite can get the cum stains out of her moms couch.
He said he wanted to see my room, not my womb. It's a common mistake.
We're at the hospital. She got a head rush and fell and now blood everywhere. Smoke the rest, just save her a bowl
Hes wearing a shirt that says warning shitshow and i cant help but think his attorney made him wear it so ppl know the dangers.
Whatever happend to that lawsuit where he got sued for shittig in that fish tank
Somewhere out there, on several phones belonging to strangers, exists a video of me rapping Baby Got Back on stage in four inch heels that I stole from the drag queen. Also I made out with the chick with the octopus tattoo.
You have the best birthdays
My brother and I have had one conversation in the past like 3 weeks and it was about what it would be like as a sentient butt plug
Please come to class. I miss you and I have a horse mask
mcfuck me up
MCFUCK ME UP INSIDE
He walked into the bar with a pineapple and they served him AND the pineapple
So, I'm roughly 90% sure that the guy next to me in the xray waiting room is watching porn on his phone right now
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