The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
great time with ya sorry i wasn't one of the three guys you wanted to stay with
just saw bouncers outside a coffee shop. beginning to question humanity.
nothing cures the holiday blues like an open bar
i knew it was time to leave when he woke me up only wearing pooh bear oven mitts and holding a plate of thank you pancakes
its was like we drinking an entire bottle of mystery
IM PICKING UP BLOW FOR US STOP WHINING ABOUT SEX
Just bought a waterproof mattress cover. Bring it on sophomore year.
for the record, you never really realize how drunk you still are until you get on rollerskates...
We lost you in the mall, but to no surprise we found you waiting in line to sit on santas lap. You said you wanted to ask him for a pound of weed and a subway giftcard for xmas.
Woohoo! Instead of a pregnancy test you can buy me a burrito
I thought I needed to get laid. Turns out I just needed pasta.
How high?! We watched paid programming for 45 minutes before we realized it wasn't just a long commercial. So pretty high. The Bionic fish finder looks promising, though.
Lets get a boat first.
So I got offered a job this morning based on being a "good role model for girls" and I am drunk at 330 in the afternoon in "celebration." sometimes, life is insane. But not so bad.
The only words I could make out were "Dicksmash McIroncock".
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