hey can you give me head? jesse told me that you're really good
who is this?
jesse's little brother
God Help those hot young girls. It's going to be like Bambi in iraq. Except worse.
dude you cant keep breaking into my house just to raid my fridge.. especially at 3AM.
the ball fondling will be left out of the trip recanting
Still burping lighter fluid. Totally awful.
He drives a BMW. I have to fuck him. Girl Code Rule #26.
Cops busted the party. A kid dressed as a dinosaur tried to crawl out the bathroom window but his tail got stuck. It took 3 cops to pry him out.
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
You kept yelling "wood grain wheel" and grinding on fat chicks.
The hell is wrong with me
They need to leave so I can start drinking shamefully.
I don't think I can recall what a 23 year old cock felt like if one slapped me in the face.
I sat on my couch last night watching What Women Want, eating ice cream, and sobbing "why doesn't she like me?" Why was I born a man?
Then years and years after that I will send you a picture of my warped vagina from all the kids that I had.
We had sex on roll out bean bag chair, and then proceeded to sleep with a blanket with dolphins on it. Happy birthday to me.
It's like an adderall Houdini. Right when you think you have a deal he disappears
Randomize
