gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
tell ils to like buy her flowers and like a balloon that says, sorry I tried to fuck your sister. I think hallmark makes some of those cards too.
woke up this morning with "hah" written on my penis.i was like wtf?? morning wood kicked in and found out what it really said, haNNah.then i remembered.
i woke up with "only hugh can prevent florist friars" written up my arm ... i need to know what we did last night
on a side note you can NOT make bong water out of a pear
I don't think of it as I'm taking a pole dancing class...its more like I'm making myself recession proof
My goal for tonight is to swipe my debit card through those weird rolls on the back of a big bald guy's head.
We're high and this subject came up and I'd like a female opinion: if you were a dude, what would you do if a girl tried to give you a foot job?
i think smoking weed in a ladies bathroom on the beach with two dudes might be the shadiest thing ive done in a while
Yeah, my new jeep also came with custom license plates that read 4SKIIN. Not "4 skin" but "4 skiing" thanks mom and dad
My mom just walked in and saw a picture of his penis. She then asked me "Do you even have a cervix left?!" I don't know what to feel anymore HA
Yeah well that's a good thing right? Like mothers approval? Kinda like a Fathers blessing but. . . better?
I think he's like Cher he's going to live forever but not as scary looking
You put THAT much Jager in me and expect me to realize when things are a bad idea?
We almost drove away from the bar with a British stranger in our trunk...
If I die tonight, you and your brother can split my money evenly for college only.
all $38?
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