OMG. Drunk.
I'm so glad you fill me in on these things.
Sorry. Must've been trying to twitter.
Just threw up in airport security. Happy holidays.
sex on the roof is not as easy as it sounds
I'm now in all their contact lists as "Pee-Pee Hands"...
she acted like she'd never seen someone do speed off of a desk with a rolled up receipt. and she calls herself a grad student.
why did you let me tell everyone that you can get herpes from the ice luge and then let me do the ice luge?
In fairness it was pretty good sex, but I still wasn't expecting the mass cheering and applause he got on leaving my tent
Drunk me thought he was hot enough to overlook the fact that he had poison ivy and still have sex with him. Sober me wants to know if you have any calamine lotion.
He gave me a hug and said "He doesn't deserve you, Anna. Your boobs are great, and I'd fuck you anytime. Any. Place." I need a new 'gay' friend.
They poured beer (3 cans) down the toilet so bubbles can be drunk in fishy heaven
All I really remember is shouting "THANKS FOR LETTING ME MAKE OUT WITH YOUR GIRLFRIEND."
What can I say? You have this amazing power over straight girls.
so we were doing it and I was like umm hi im losing my virginity can you take off your beanie
Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis
Just took an Adderall with Pedialyte so I think that's a valid answer to "how are you doing"
Obviously you're feeling a little sexually frustrated.
I consider humping a stranger every ten minutes when I walk in the street.
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