Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
I'm not saying he was bad at sex, but I'm pretty sure I anti-climaxed.
he threw mangos from the tree he was in at people and got arrested for harassment
My doctor just informed me that my food allergies qualify me for a medical marijuana license. I get it on Tuesday. It won't help at all, but my life is awesome!
she was stuffing dove chocolates in my mouth while giving me a blow job. GOD I LOVE VALENTINES DAY
some people wear their heart on their sleeve but you just wear your vagina on your face.
ahh summer, the season during which the prefix for every verb is "get drunk and"
She always acts like she's doing me a favor with a hand job. I've been giving myself hand jobs for almost 20 years.
Do you know how hard it is to get cum out of a straw hat!?
he passed out at 11 at a party. he deserved to be stripped down an duct taped to the floor
I'm pregaming for my hair cut. Working two jobs definately taught me how to use my time wisely...
If I can ever get control of my legs I will be home. Thanks... and again sorry about your bed.
the moment when you open a dick pic with your mom in the car... On your moms phone... Of your dad... Scarred for life
PokemonGo as navigation to get some at 5:13 AM. Life choices, yo.
Listen, she cheated on him first. I've known both of them since we were 12. They have no secrets from me. And yes, as a matter of fact, I absolutely did enjoy screaming out his name into his, soon to be, ex wife's pillow.
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