then she came back into the room with a neckbrace on. i thought she was getting ready for the pounding of a lifetime.
Topless wife handwashing shirt. Tonight marriage is good.
You NEED to fuck him he's a doctor with one leg. Are you kidding me right now. This will definitely make the list. Plus he buys all of us drinks.
Last night was the twilight zone. We hungout with our 45 year old future selves and tried to fuck everything with a dick. Lets move forward from this.
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
Im pretty sure at one point a very high you yelled, with actual tears in your eyes, "im not wrestling with you anymore, you dont respect my safe word!!"
Something about being drunk at 1pm chasing seagulls on the beach while it's raining is very calming
So you're on like a list there now..."Do not under any circumstances give this person a knife. Serve them in plastic cups ONLY"
she keeps a switchblade in her panty drawer... i am both terrified and slightly turned on
If you got me high enough to laugh at a ceiling fan until I shat my pants you should at least have the decency to buy me another pair
Sex in your truck helped me start regaining feeling in my jaw. Thanks!
I'm putting his belongings the garage sale so he can buy his own stuff back. # divorced life. Thanks for cheating on me you tone deaf dick biscuit that'll be $20. Haha.
That's the 2nd med student that has had his tongue in my butthole, what gives.
Update: his apartment is apparently in the campus Christian community center. The fact that I fucked him on the couch in the lobby is officially my crowning life achievement.
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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