Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
all the douches that like ed hardy are the same douches that were obsessed with lisa frank
I'm not really sure how I got home, but judging by this headache, i'm assuming it involved bourbon.
Just washed my feet between classes in the bathroom...Four girls totally judged me...
She's not depressed. She's just sober. It's like the same thing.
If I was there, I'd make you a vicodin spiked sandwich.
She is feeding us popcorn out of her bra
no one is here. wer drinking in the beer garden in the dark and we stole a bucket of blue paint off the sidewalk. now her legs are blue.
I need to establish a pattern of dominance early.... I'm like a slutty Cesar Milan
I think my staff loses a little bit of respect for me every time you're in town. I may have to puke at work ...again.
I'm not the one who gave a guy that lives next door to my grandmother a blowjob in a pub bathroom in Ireland, you have no room to judge.
But in today's society it's frowned upon not to wear pants in public.
My ladyscape is the envy of many and the shangrila of few. I will display it proudly.
IM HUNGOVER AT MOTHERS DAY BRUNCH AND A NUN FROM CHURCH JOINED US
Do you ever get a cramp in like, ONE labia?
I just tripped over a but plug that was on the floor. It's 430 in the morning
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