I still think their baby is ugly. I also still think it's yours.
can you take me to a tanning bed
sure, why though?
i have to go once so i can blame these herpes on the tanning bed and she won't get suspicious
We had a complete conversation while I was giving him head, at one point he even stopped me and said 'I love how we're just hanging out.'
We just shotgunned beers for America
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i had choclate birthday cake for breakfast and am currently flossing my teeth w a condom wrapper. at work. hot mess for 200 alex
He seems to have a lot of things figured out and most of the answers involve bourbon
Well despite the fact that I'm still not entirely sure this isn't an elaborate/cunning plan to kill me, I'm in.
Well its official, I'm into significantly freakier sex than even I thought possible.
I just need some dick and some jimmy johns
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Some crack addled fool from the sketch ass motel behind the restaurant just gave me a flyer for an AA group when I was on my smoke break. I don't do mornings
He told me if he passed out to wake him by sitting on his face, and if he suffocated at least he would die happy. Found the one.
I just used an Amazon gift card from a student to order a new vibrator....teacher of the year
I just left a 3 minute voicemail to the guy I want to fuck baby talking my cats and I don't know if I can delete it 😐
FUCK YEAH PUPPY BOWL
I am mildly hung over. Decided pants are very unnecessary right now.
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