she would only give me a road handjob because she didnt want to unbuckle
safety first
Grown men dancing to Spice Girls and a girl wearing one shoe. I belong here
and hes going back to rehab like me, so we have common interests
My gynecologist inadvertently complimented your penis.
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i admit it was a weird experience, but why regret what once made you cum
I forgot how easy it is to have sex in public when you're wearing a dress. Thank you global warming.
i would like you to please flash back to us blacked out in the bathroom when you told me i needed to take one for the team and have a threesome with you and jon to help your relationship. you then told me you had no issue putting ghb in my drink to make it happen.
you ate the make a wish sign. Like actually chewed on it. It was our solution to going outside when the cops were there
Surely the maintenance men have seen worse than that condom right
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TIL a potato cannon can be loaded with dildos as ammunition. Boy, do our neighbours love us!
He got too drunk... he threw up ON the closed toilet.
It's a Jersey thing
a guy just skateboarded past my window in a bunny suit while chased by a dog walker
WHAT KIND OF DEALER ONLY WORKS FRI-SUN???
Ours, apparently.
I'm pretty sure I broke my breathalyzer by breathing vaporized vodka into it.
I remember turning to Jon after doing a line of coke and saying "I was a Girl Scout"
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