I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
last night i was so high that when a homeless person asked me for a dollar, i responded: dolla dolla bill ya'll.
No its cool I don't even have to do anything he is rapping to one of the strippers. He is punishing himself enough.
so, does the "dick the size of your forearm" thing run in the family then?
Um....sorry for hooking up with your brother last night...
Actually i take that back. You dropped the whiskey last night and broke the bottle. Were even
Completely smashed, masturbating to the view of the ocean. Family vacations are more tolerable than I thought
I am gathering blankets and bags of horse grain to pad my truck bed so I have a comfy place to crash when I get home, without the inconvenience of stairs. Or doors. Or walking. But with the refreshing scent of molasses.
I shaved my pussy for you. If you complain about a single hair that I missed again, you will be greeted by a bush the next time you go down on me and i will MAKE YOU KEEP GOING
Steve, that episode of cops where your dealer rear-ended that family is on again.
I'm pretty sure my munchies are the only reason Good and Plenty is still around
We shall need something stronger. Anal lube, the blood of a giraffe, and a bay leaf should do the trick. Make the paste and cover your left knee and anus in it.
There's a weed, money and oreo filled pinata promised for our party.
its like i just tried to scrub the hangover off of me.
My boyfriend just called me on his poop break from work.... Is that what you meant by moving too fast?
My life is far to together for someone who's such a hot mess inside
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