Fucking love it maybe bedazzle some baby seals? Make them cuter? Who would club a bedazzled baby seal? Only a fucking monster.
the mandatory saturday morning class for those written up by RA's turned into a gold mine...just met EVERY hot chick that parties.
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
So tasty. Tasty like a vagina with ninjas in it
She's making tacos & sangria tonight. I'm sure that's how the pilgrims pregamed.
The only bad thing about this relationship... my forearm strength is dwindling
drunken yoga. on the beach. senior week. you have been chosen <3
You blacked out and walked in on my neighbor breast feeding at 3am yelling "where is my best friend". I think we should go apologize.
took adderall before wrapping presents, ended up making paper snowflakes for two hours
Last thing i remember is pounding jager and puking in that nerds george foreman grill. Then i wake up this morning with some random tooth brush in my mouth
The lady at Walgreens was all excited my pregnancy tests had a coupon.
I went over to help her build a porch, but we decided that was too much work, so we just got high and watched Scooby Doo
i have never been so sexually frustrated as I am right now. I feel like dying...is death an option?
Oh also we fucked while one of the old Rudolph movies was playing on tv so it was festive
Apparently I'm some kind of sexual camel.
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