So we were in the middle of hooking up when he stopped me. I thought he was having a moral dilemma about the whole having a girlfriend thing. But no. He got down on all fours, butt naked, and started throwing up and farting simultaneously. I took it as my cue to leave.
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
Okay, good. And if you have one of those portable strip poles that would be nice too.
Judge me...This apron fits PERFECTLY when I have no clothes on
Who said I was judging? More like congratulating.
FYI...Jose likes Shamrock shakes better than Jack
I owe you a thank you for last night. Only you could go up to a guy, ask if he likes my boobs, and return later to find us in a full on dance floor makeout sesh. Well played.
We always end up having sex in random places after class. I need to stop letting this dude borrow my pens.
Awkward drunk fist bump with the boss. Not sure if tomorrow will be weird or wonderful.
This is not my bathroom and these are not my pants
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
You threw up with such class too! Tiara and all.
Your youporn search history says otherwise.
So, looks like I managed to leave my bra in the boardroom after all the sex. FML.
i feel like you should know pants are always optional
Funniest thing happened to Chloe! She talked the bf into a mmf threesome, and he loudly and enthusiastically discovered he was gay during it. Whole dorm literally heard it happen.Well funny for me. Chloe not so much.
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