please stop taking shits in my toilet and leaving them there.
Just dunked an oreo in a white russian. Trying to think of a better experience in my life and failing.
he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
she's bipolar. she literally has TWO facebook pages. one for each personality. this. bitch. is. crazy.
when she said she was from California you started sobbing. You begged her not to melt your popsicle because you paid good money for it and you just wanted to eat it in peace.
That poor kid, I literally invited myself over and took advantage of him.
yea I'm sure he was really upset some drunk girl showed up to fuck him.
Do you have to put it that way?
The fire alarm went off at 3 am in the freshmen dorm. So guess which junior everyone now knows is hooking up with a freshman? This girl...
Dude. I only took a 20 out the ATM last night. How do I have 83 ones?
You stole from the strippers again. I wish I was ninja like you
I don't know what to say to that. All I know is my vagina is trying to jump through the phone.
Like an undercooked grilled cheese that got cold again. But hairy.
And there goes my desire for sandwiches. Forever.
Is it possible to be drunk burnt? Like sun burnt but from drinking? Cus I think I that's what it feels like
Fuck you, I'm yelling at a mountain right now
She showed me her tits outside Taco Bell....After she flashed the dude working there in an effort to get in.
When ur uncle gives you free weed, you take it
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