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ok i'm not sure if that was a success statement or a cry for help.
Anthony wouldn't know good sex if it sat on his face
all i remember thinking as i was puking my intestines out is : wow.. this toilet does look like it's from the future.
That fucking fat Asian kid that NOBODY invited is stuck in the dryer again
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She's good at three things and two of them involve dicks. And other one involves her love for arts
I'm afraid to text her because most of the time she just replies with "cockblock."
He ended up walking out of his bedroom and told me to look at the nonexistent fire he was holding in his hand. Im upset I didn't take those shrooms.
My fridge broke, and apparently the back is missing. The repair guy just fixed it with a pizza box. I didn't ask where the box came from, but it wasn't mine. Reason #20 why rent is cheap.
Get your clothes on you are our DD for the night. The usual three way payment
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I can't get over how you look like his sister and he wants to fuck you.
I'm missing my left shoe, and there's a note on my foot (in my handwriting) that says "HAHA BITCH" Any explanation for this?
I don't think this guy is worth it unless he's a skilled sexual amigo
wtf I can't believe that bar tender told on me to my mom
i'm now remembering the last part of my nigght....ugh. apperently i bargained with the wendys drive up girl after they closed and got "w/e they had left" for $7
I'm like the total package- I don't want a relationship and I have daddy issues. What more could he want?
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