your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
so i wake up and the chick who i had sex last night left her phone number. next to the number was a broken condom. should i call?
I don't know what the fuck is in the water in New Hampshire, but these dicks are HUGE.
It's one of the many facets of my drunken alter egos. I'm like substance abuse batman.
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
A guy just washed his hands in the toilet. No joke
I dont have any paper so I'm writing class notes on my first response direction pregnancy paper. Judging eyes are all around.
Tough to be a good wingman when you puke on yourself and everyone w/in a 5 ft radius at the FIRST bar we go to so don't tell me to step my game up
You have all been randomly chosen to participate in a new game called: how high was I? If you have any information about this or about where my clothing items went give me a shout. Thanks an good luck.
Well, that now makes it the 4th girlfriend in a row to cheat on me. I don't even care anymore...I'll date a prostitute and not even worry.
Diet Starts Tomorrow! Guy from McDonalds asked if I got a new car...
It's like my life is one of those movies where after a bunch of outlandish events that only happen in a movie the girl realizes her true life calling and lives a great life with a sexy man of multiple races. But I'm stuck in the fucked up part where 25 year olds come in their pants.
I'm trying to poop and took acid, this is going to end horrid or wonderful. Oh the amusement park, not the pooping.
Come over. But instead of sex, will you rub anti itch cream all over my face?
We got kicked out of yet another strip club because your mom wanted to "show these kiddies how it's done"
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