Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
I hid a 6pack in the microwave for later
I knew I liked you
I am sitting on my kitchen floor drunk with a bottle of jose cuervo, tryin to make cinnamon rolls and write a paper. I love college
can you put a coffee maker in the dish washer? yo know what, nvm i want to be surprised
You were mumbling a lot and offered me 20 dollars to leave you alone
its not college until your roomate walks in on you having sex in his bed. twice
normally i would apologize for my drunk texting but even sober me agrees.
I would watch the shit out of some full house right now.
Like, actually questioning if you ate dog shit last night
i had a long naked conversation with the cop on why is everything fun illegal
There is a drunk marine passed out on my porch. Mandy wouldn't sleep with him, Can you please come remove him?
So apparently we wrote "Lube Shopping" in Paula's diary on every friday for the rest on the year....
The forecast for tonight is alcohol and low expectations.
You're the only meteorologist I listen to.
You got kicked out after 30 minutes, 3 beers and 2 shots. Group record. Also you kept rubbing his belly and calling him buddha.
Dude, she was there with her husband and I was there with my wife. Of course we banged in the bathroom.
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