We made out for three hours. Then she said she didn't sleep with redheads and left the party. So yes, I'm still drinking.
Sorry for trying to force you and Robert to make out. I didn't realize how awkward it was until I woke up today.
did you dip my ponytail in franzia? its the only thing i can think of to explain my hair right now.
So yeah you need to stop having near death experiences at McDonalds.
Attention ladies coming to the party tonight! Tonight will be another chance to win the 5 bucks for getting my cousin hard. Bring your a-game, no one has been able to overcome the whiskey dick yet. Good luck.
How was the rest of your night?
A little fuzzy and a lot naked.
I gave up trying to understand them years ago. Now I'm just trying to fuck them.
'Well you know, stuff happens' isn't really an excuse for sticking a cheeto in my ear
he forgot we were at my place and not his so he tried kicking me out of my own apartment by saying "so, you can go whenever you want...."
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
Not as much as my roommate, who is in the middle of one of the pictures throwing a lawn chair at a cop car lol.
I feel like my cat and I are playing mind games. I need more friends.
He said his name was Tony, after last night I will refer to him as Tiny
This bowl is so big, I just said out loud, "I'm going to die here" as I blew smoke out the cat door. Merry fucking Christmas.
I need to stop acting like a porn star that isn't getting paid
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