I know they r crazy. However porn on a big screen is an easy commitment. They come with mute, stop, fast fwd and replay buttons. if only all women came that way...
Could you imagine if a Skynet machine combination of Bob Ross and Chuck Norris were built? It would rule the universe with a soft spoken fan brush of kung fu dominance
It would be truly incredible. I hope we are blessed with this being in our lifetime.
I just watched a trucker jack off to a picture of Ellen DeGeneres at a truck stop in Nebraska.
There is a half eaten corn dog and soy sauce on the counter... WTF did you eat last night??
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you decided to have a spaghetti fight but then you got greedy and decided to eat it all.
My student's should feel privledged to see me tuesday after the amount of alcohol I consumed this weekend.
you were passed out in your cheese fries by the time he brought out your second order of french toast.
Walked into the bar with my burrito and ordered a round of shots for everyone. Not sure if I want to look at the credit card statement.
You were high and telling me you felt like Pinocchio and that fire was bad for wood.
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In anticipation of No Judgement Tuesday, I believe a Can We LOL At What We Did Last Night Saturday is in order
So, I'm about to take my pants off in the Walmart parking lot, when am old lady parks next to me. I'm all the way in the back next to the semis. What the hell?
I accidentally called my professor daddy...and I think he liked it. Help, I'm scared.
What the fuck i just wanna eat my froot loops and sext in peace. Y'all motherfuckers gotta be loud as shit and break my concentration
i think the people from taco bell are onto us. they had my order ready today at 3am BEFORE I even got there.
I guess it's too forward to greet him with a blow job?
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