She said her name was "party"
It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
yeah he didnt know till after their one year. You have no idea how bad i wanna say "dude i sucked on those boobs before you"
im too high. i could barely wash my hair, let alone handle a whole shower
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it feels like theres a golf ball between my legs. the sex was totally worth it tho.
You know I'm really starting to enjoy being everyones first gay experience
He plays me like an instrument...he is the Carlos Santana of my vagina.
My grandma had to be escorted out by police.
I feel like this has turned into my work. But if I get paid sitting under a desk, that's perfectly fine with me.
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Hey guy that stepped on my foot, don't slap my ass to apologize.
The claw marks on my back are healing nicely. Just thought you should know.
My bad. Next time I'll wear mittens.
Shout out to this stomach virus for helping me prepare for whatever slutty Halloween costume I decide to wear.
You cannot meet up with him at the tailgate, his parents are there. What are you going to say "Hi I'm the one who fucks your son, can I get a cheeseburger?"
IM TRYING TO SAY GOODNIGHT STOP FOR LIKE FIVE SECONDS WITH THE DICK SUCKING
It must have been good head...he put down the Xbox controller
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