Pot didnt help. Now Im even sadder but now im afraid of the clouds and the crickets.
nothing like a negative hiv test and a bag of condoms to brighten my day.
I just saw on the news, this guy tried to smuggle coke in a bouquet of roses... and to think I used to hate valentines day.
And I know a few people wouldnt want to even be around high people. Which is sad. But jet packs are cool.
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all I know is he gave me a Cialis and tried to take me home.
He kept insisting that I was going to have an orgasm but it just felt like he was rubbing sand paper on my vagina
Yo I found your batman costume.... It was in my pool with a shitload of beer cans
We just took back to back grav bong hits and are playing battleship. She guessed Z - 12 so weve switched board games.
Do you remember peeing in the sink while I was throwing up?
No ma'am, I do not. I found a video of us trying to do a trust fall though. Emphasis on the trying.
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i agree, on both the sex thing and the unrepentant bastard thing
Am I supposed to get so horny by looking at your dick that I start orgasming uncontrollably
You looked at the bouncer while you pissed on the front door of the bar and said...who the fuck are you?
the universe is starting to freak me out.. ive now had sex with 3 people who were born on the same day..
I feel like your boyfriend deserves to know that you're a lesbian.
He was talking about his friends deceased ferret and I still managed to orgasm.
Now THAT is dedication!
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