oh wait, my morality sensor is a little fucked up since I almost let my little sister's friend blow me.
is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
Just turned elections for the sorority into a drinking game. Right on.
if i see another status about New Moon, i'm gonna punch a baby
She's coming to town, taking me to a Suns Game, wants Anal, and knows we're not going to date, I imagine this is what heaven is like
He wanted a handjob during a John Wayne movie. I just couldn't find it in my heart to disrespect that man. John Wayne that is.
So, how do I go about conveying: I'm sorry, yet very glad she is having my abortion. Via text msg?
He is to the point where he forgot I was in the front seat of his car while he was taking me home...that stoned
FYI the landlord called, said we need to clean the puke off the side of the house...was someone on the roof lastnight??
Doctor just prescribed me 20mg Ritalin 3 times a day. It's becoming the "grain and oats" section of my food triangle.
I don't give a damn about what he wants to do with his life. Personalities are for pussies.
I have migrated to the couch. Minimal movement is still happening, but I should be mobile enough to go to the liquor store by eight.......so that good.
I think I'm too tall to 69 successfully.
I think I might cry.
he appreciated my fucking vagina for two hours he can appreciate my honesty
Have you ever been so drunk you pass out in the cab and everyone goes inside and forgets about you? I have
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