Ben affleck wants to be a US senator. Just thought you would puke with me
I did that thing where I cum for no reason again.
YOU CAN MICROWAVE POPTARTS!?!??!
She was running around the bar, demanding everyone call her Jesus or else she would attack them like a llama. ack.
Her tattoo has the intellectual profundity of snakes on a plane except you can't laugh.
Got kicked out of the baseball game with a 4 officer escort. Not bad for a monday night.
The fact that its 10am on a gameday and I have yet to shotgun is absurd
i took it, then realized you live 3 ours away. but if you start driving now, im almost positive I'll still be hard
Two dudes got up on top of the pianos and danced shirtless. They didnt even get kicked out. I love vegas
Never visiting again. You guys drink like immortals
Don't pretend you don't want to dance on the edge of overdose all three nights
Well i would have gone to the bar but Satan decided to hold his rituals in my uterus.
MEAN GIRLS IS ON NETFLIX! I REPEAT, MEAN GIRLS IS ON NETFLIX! THIS IS NOT A DRILL! I LITERALLY NOW HAVE TO CANCEL ALL OF MY WEEKEND PLANS.
I shall relish in being the most basic of bitches
I have to charm this cab driver. Hold on.
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