...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
My brother and I both agreed that your boobs are fake.
Reggie can tackle my bush.
It didn't go so well. He got drunk and asked my dad if 'front or back' virginity mattered more.
She literally thanked me for asking before I put in her ass
I just found a pubic hair on my dick that wasn't mine.
Saw someone get laid in the bathroom no one was wearing shoes and I had a parrot on my shoulder...I never want to leave this bar
"Shots" of grape juice. I fucking hate Utah soooo fucking much.
I wonder how your parents would feel if the scarf they gave me for Christmas is mainly being used for a blindfold during sex...
Nah, just ran around, pinned random men to walls, bit their lips of and booked it.
I hate waking up Sunday morning and thinks "how many friends did I lose last night".... Normally it's between 1-5.
I haven't been hungover in so long I'm actually looking forward to it
Sometimes I think he has a hidden camera in my vagina so he knows what I'm doing and saying at all times...
He and his ex stood there talking about going to get Chinese food while I was half naked searching for my panties
What, wait. You are not supposed to drink wine out of the bottle?
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