Im not sure if he just tripped or was star gazing, but i gave him head anyway.
Did I ever tell u about how my buddy fucked peter coors's daughter and made a tshirt that said I TAPPED THE ROCKIES with her picture on it?
She stole my hamster. idk who she was, she just walked in and said she knew Keith so she stayed, drank 6 beers, and then stole Charles.
okay. this is james and youre probably never ever gonna see me again unless i really really really want some pussy. sorry.
A shower wasnt enough to wash off the shame but at least it took care off the blood.
Im just a social blackout drinker.
Its a "sake bomb in the bathroom during class" kind of day.
I folded my dollar bills into mustaches in preparation for our trip to the strip club
If by some world ending natural disaster I get into an actual relationship with this kid, should I tell him the truth about the web of lies I've based our current relationship on?
I might go to an NA meeting just to fuck that boy in the bathroom.
Thanks for bringing that stuff to help me feel better...you know, the water, the Gatorade, and the dick. You really are the best friend ever.
I accused the cab driver of smoking weed in the taxi then I remember it was me.
Please don't finger me like a jackhammer. I'm a woman not a construction site.
Well I've decided to refuse to conform to society and be naked the rest of the day.
Trust me, I’ve got a sixth sense about dicks that tells me if a guy knows how to fuck and it’s tingling. You need to prove me right!
I’m not going to bang him just to confirm your Dickth Sense
The Dickth Sense!!! I love it! It’ll be our first porno!
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